Morale

You can pry my hope and optimism out of my cold, dead hands.

Trail Mix

It’s a little nuts

There won’t be a second date.

Just like momma used to make

It ran over my inner child

“Welp, kids, looks like it’s another Bio-Dome and Encino Man double-feature.”

Every office has that one person who’s Vibes Are Weird.

….Repetitive chants!

The teeth must flow

Never did find out what was up with the hat