Subroutine

Come on little guy, dress for the job you want.

Creation

It really do be like this sometimes.

“Chugging? I like the way you invest!”

No, YOU’VE got some explaining to do

eHarmony, but for space wizards with laser swords

Based on a true story

This is what it’s like being an analyst sometimes

Oh no.

Look, he’s just passionate about arming kids with swords

Some men just want to watch the world slowly lose their minds