Life Goals

“Chugging? I like the way you invest!”

Novel Idea

No, YOU’VE got some explaining to do

eHarmony, but for space wizards with laser swords

Based on a true story

This is what it’s like being an analyst sometimes

Oh no.

Look, he’s just passionate about arming kids with swords

Some men just want to watch the world slowly lose their minds

*throws computer into a lake*

I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU ALGORITHM, I SWEAR PLEASE DON’T BANISH ME