Blinking

Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in

Reverse

When you give your impostor syndrome it’s own impostor syndrome

Haha what browser history

The Swear Jar is back on his bullshit

There is no spork

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.

Disney has stopped taking my calls

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW ALGORITHM OVERLORDS

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Ok, but have you ever, like, TASTED savings before?