Worth

This is like golf, right? Lower the number the better?

Halloween

…close enough, Tiny Ghost

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

He moisturizes

Look, he’s trying

A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing.

…and I’m not sure I want answers to any of them

Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in