Cruelty Fund

The most aggressively funded charity out there today

Compatibility

I would know, I have to live with me.

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

You take the wins where you find them

“It’s a mess in there”

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

He won’t lie to himself, but neither will he be honest

Classic whoopsie.

This is fine.

Just the good ol’ fashioned combination of country bangers and dark, forbidden magic.