Unicorn

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Alcohol

He moisturizes

You’re all doing it wrong.

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.

Blink twice if you need help, buddy.

The best part of having your own webcomic is being able to draw all the dumb things that pop into your head and nobody can stop you.

Look, he’s trying

Look, I’m not addicted to coffee, but I’m pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.