Disney has stopped taking my calls

Low Key

Disney has stopped taking my calls

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW ALGORITHM OVERLORDS

Overlords

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW ALGORITHM OVERLORDS

These fists are rated E for everyone

Lemons

These fists are rated E for everyone

Dear Toilet, I'm sorry for all the Taco Bell

Uprising

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

When in doubt, make it weird for the reader

Awkward

When in doubt, make it weird for the reader

It's not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Vroom Vroom

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point

Winner Winner

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point