Winning

I swear sometimes these 2 idiots share a single brain cell

Slacking

He’s working smarter, not harder

Bye, Death, see you later have a good one

That’s not ominous or anything.

Shrieking is a coping mechanism for him

I don’t have a problem you have a problem

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

♪♫ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooooorld of OSHA violations ♫♪

I would protect Mr. Puppy with my life.

You’d think all his assets were liquid, too.