Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Choices

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from. It’s fine.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

He moisturizes

You’re all doing it wrong.

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.

He’s still a little salty about being in there

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.

Don’t just smell clean. Smell MANLY clean.