Heading Out

And in case my day job ever sees this: this has never happened before, I am a diligent totally-focused business boy at all times

Temple

This metaphor really got away from me

Answer the question.

I swear sometimes these 2 idiots share a single brain cell

That’s not ominous or anything.

Shrieking is a coping mechanism for him

Employee happiness, employee shmappiness

I don’t have a problem you have a problem

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

♪♫ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooooorld of OSHA violations ♫♪