Changed

“It’s a mess in there”

Daddy Long Legs

…HUMANS. You need to date humans.

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

God help us if they turn into murderhobos

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

Nah, just kidding. The world’ll be on fire by then.

Classic whoopsie.

He’s like a t-shirt cannon of justice.

I kinda want answers to those questions, not gonna lie.