Tag Archives: alarmingly bad

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it!

Units

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!

Ronald's just running up the scoreboard at this point.

Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I'd probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Corinthian

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Bop It

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don't worry about where that third hand came from.  It's fine.

Choices

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from.  It’s fine.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Unicorn

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

You're all doing it wrong.

Order

You’re all doing it wrong.