Tag Archives: alarmingly bad

"It's a mess in there"

Changed

“It’s a mess in there”

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

Picked

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor's office has

Unspeakable

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

Java

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

Nah, just kidding. The world'll be on fire by then.

Barbie

Nah, just kidding.  The world’ll be on fire by then.