Silence
Shrieking is a coping mechanism for him
Evil
Employee happiness, employee shmappiness
Pumpkin Patch
I don’t have a problem you have a problem
Scarecrow
All is crow For Day 7 of Comictober 2024: Scarecrow
Beverage
He calls them like 3 times a week
Singing
Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.
Recharged
I’ve never related to my phone more
Thrice
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Sweepstakes
♪♫ Come with me, and you’ll be, in a woooooorld of OSHA violations ♫♪
Speed Demon
Ok but why is he carrying that trophy around
Cooking
Rata2e
Wolves
Who let the dogs out?
Good Men
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Doggo
I would protect Mr. Puppy with my life.
Something
SOMETHING
Message
You’d think all his assets were liquid, too.
Winner
Insert coin to continue
Retirement
For legal reasons, this is a joke
Light
I’ve never understood this.
Speed Dating
He likes to watch.