Cruelty Fund

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Compatibility

I would know, I have to live with me.

Nobody goes through things quite like the Kool-Aid Man

I really am my own worst enemy.

You take the wins where you find them

“It’s a mess in there”

…HUMANS. You need to date humans.

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

God help us if they turn into murderhobos