Frightening

“I guess what I’m saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here’s some candy”

Roommate

So, uh, does Steve like to watch?

ughhhhhhhhhh

HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?

I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

♪♫ More than meets the eye

I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.

When your heart rate is also the high score

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

Well, he’s hired.