Mastered

I really am my own worst enemy.

Shark Fight

You take the wins where you find them

“It’s a mess in there”

…HUMANS. You need to date humans.

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

God help us if they turn into murderhobos

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

He won’t lie to himself, but neither will he be honest

Nah, just kidding. The world’ll be on fire by then.