Bop It

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from. It’s fine.

CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

Just gonna mark this down as “user error”

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

He moisturizes

You’re all doing it wrong.

If they could, they absolutely would

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.