Uprising

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

Awkward

When in doubt, make it weird for the reader

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION

Poor guy

Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point

“…Maypril?”

Haha, classic Galbor

I SAID NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

…and I’ve never looked better