Get To The Point

ughhhhhhhhhh

Insomnia

HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?

I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

♪♫ More than meets the eye

I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.

When your heart rate is also the high score

Sorry, whoever is forced to monitor whatever it is I do online.

Well, he’s hired.

“Oh, don’t worry – I’m only going to fire him. Into the sun.”

I mean, I guess this is loss.