Untapped Market

Welp, you’re hired

Low Key

Disney has stopped taking my calls

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW ALGORITHM OVERLORDS

These fists are rated E for everyone

My son is also named Galbort

Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell

When in doubt, make it weird for the reader

It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion

YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION

Poor guy