Speed Demon

Ok but why is he carrying that trophy around

Neptune

All I’m saying is if I ever got genie wishes, things would get weird

You really need to rebrand that, Chuck.

(I’m seriously excited for the new X-Men ’97 next year)

This feels like a totally reasonable reaction

OK BUT HOW MUCH SCIENTIST ARE WE TALKING HERE

He’s asking the real questions

At this point, I just write Galbor comics so I can say really stupid things in his voice.

Must be bad genes or something

No, YOU’VE got some explaining to do

eHarmony, but for space wizards with laser swords