Not based on a true story. Yet.

Audible

Not based on a true story.  Yet.

I'm genuinely surprised this hasn't happened yet

Scoring

Reporter: “That was some bold playcalling going for the punchline on 2nd down.  Tell us what was going through your mind”

"Programming them was the hardest part. Not the not having any shame."

Sending A Message

If Apple would just come out with a headband, I wouldn’t have to do this.

Kindness in the first degree

Neighborly Advice

It’s kind of like Citizen Kane.  “Kindness” was the name of his slay.