Sleighing

What?

Picked

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

Nah, just kidding. The world’ll be on fire by then.

Oh no, she’s my kid.

Daddy’s little angel (of death).

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing.

Haha what browser history

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.