Rip and tear until about 8:00 PM, then it’s bed time kiddo you have school in the morning
Tag Archives: parenting
Elevator
I’m going to be *so* cringe, Kiddo
Story Time
Five fish, eight fish, thirteen fish, twenty-one fish
Sleighing
What?
Picked
I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.
Barbie
Nah, just kidding. The world’ll be on fire by then.
Maze Champ
Oh no, she’s my kid.
Nightmare
Daddy’s little angel (of death).
Unicorn
To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.
Covered
Paper is a lover, not a fighter.










