I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

Picked

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

Nah, just kidding. The world'll be on fire by then.

Barbie

Nah, just kidding.  The world’ll be on fire by then.

Daddy's little angel (of death).

Nightmare

Daddy’s little angel (of death).

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Unicorn

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

Covered

Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

Haha what browser history

Cookies

Haha what browser history

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.

Grilled

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.