As a follower of neither sport, this is what it looks like to me.

Impressions

As a follower of neither sport, this is what it looks like to me.

(Written with: my dad, an Islander’s fan)

This is like golf, right? Lower the number the better?

Worth

This is like golf, right? Lower the number the better?

Ronald's just running up the scoreboard at this point.

Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I'd probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Corinthian

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

Unicorn

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

...and I'm not sure I want answers to any of them

Football

…and I’m not sure I want answers to any of them