eHarmony, but for space wizards with laser swords

Dating

eHarmony, but for space wizards with laser swords

Can they even die again?

Gone

Can they even die again?

"I guess what I'm saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here's some candy"

Frightening

“I guess what I’m saying is we are the scariest monsters of all. Anyway, here’s some candy”

this is the only joy Heckle Ghost feels anymore

Haunted

In life, Heckle Ghost was a Muppet sitting in a balcony

Now he can rest in peace knowing his family will never stumble upon the weird shit he was into

Unfinished Business

I’m not saying I *will* come back as a ghost, but I am saying if I do, this will be why.