...and I'm not sure I want answers to any of them

Football

…and I’m not sure I want answers to any of them

That's my secret, Cap.  I always feel like it's Thanksgiving at 8:00 PM.

Thanksgiving Mood

That’s my secret, Cap.  I always feel like it’s Thanksgiving at 8:00 PM.

I'm genuinely surprised this hasn't happened yet

Scoring

Reporter: “That was some bold playcalling going for the punchline on 2nd down.  Tell us what was going through your mind”