Tag Archives: drunk

Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend.

Timing

Where do you even get taco lingerie? Asking for a friend.

Alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems

Cut Off

Fool! Alcohol only fuels its stupidity!

This is why you live in a fortress of solitude, Clark

Super Drunk

Faster than a speeding bullet.  More hammered than a nail.

OH HEY, I’ve been getting the word out via social media, but I’ll be at Connecticon next week (holy shit).  If you’re going, you can catch me at booth AC208 in the Artists’ Colony.  Hopefully see you there!

AND CAN SOMEONE GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER???

Hammered

For legal reasons, I’m going to have to stress that any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.