Come on little guy, dress for the job you want.

Subroutine

Come on little guy, dress for the job you want.

Low Hanging Fruit

I’m not sure what this emotion is, but BOY am I feeling a lot of it.

"Don't think of it as a break up, think of it as me getting a second opinion"

The Doctor Is In

He spent 6 years in Doctor Roleplaying School, so really, he’s the expert here.

"When you get up to bat next time could you suck then too?"

Eye On The Ball

“Of course I would root for you, kiddo, but unlike you I actually have a chance of winning today”

When you get even older it becomes cool to cry all the time again.

Maturity (The Guide)

IKEA instructions for life

(I’ve never been able to follow IKEA instructions)