Morale

You can pry my hope and optimism out of my cold, dead hands.

Trail Mix

It’s a little nuts

There won’t be a second date.

Just like momma used to make

It ran over my inner child

“Welp, kids, looks like it’s another Bio-Dome and Encino Man double-feature.”

The teeth must flow

The one where Galbor realizes he has a butt

Once again, for those in the back: I am not to be trusted with genie wishes

*Fun* facts? In this economy?