Picked

I sometimes worry my daughter will turn out like me.

Unspeakable

You know, the portal to the mime dimension every doctor’s office has

God help us if they turn into murderhobos

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

He won’t lie to himself, but neither will he be honest

Nah, just kidding. The world’ll be on fire by then.

He’s like a t-shirt cannon of justice.

I kinda want answers to those questions, not gonna lie.

This is fine.

Justice for Mr. Stabbington