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You’re all doing it wrong.

Hard Work

If they could, they absolutely would

This is probably the most honest portrayal of what it’s like to be me I will ever draw.

He’s still a little salty about being in there

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

My showerhead is up to a pack a day at this point.

Don’t just smell clean. Smell MANLY clean.

Blink twice if you need help, buddy.

The best part of having your own webcomic is being able to draw all the dumb things that pop into your head and nobody can stop you.

Oh, hello big shouty eyeball