Carpe Demon

I am unreasonably proud of the title of this comic.

Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

I tried calling customer support, but it was just this weird ominous chanting on the other end.

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Look, don’t worry about where that third hand came from. It’s fine.

CLIPPY WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP

Just gonna mark this down as “user error”

To be fair, it is a great name for a unicorn.

He moisturizes