Rise & Shine

I’m not sure which is better tbh

Java

Come on, Human McHumanFace, just google it like the rest of us.

Look, I’m not addicted to coffee, but I’m pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Based on a true story

I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.

When your heart rate is also the high score

The best part of waking up is nonstop involuntary screaming.

Somewhere, Chris Hansen’s ears start ringing