Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Forgetful

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

I'm so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

Etiquette

I’m so much more comfortable taking an insult than taking a compliment.

Does your password even lift, bro?

Brute Force

IT IS NOT MY PASSWORD THAT IS TOO WEAK, COMPUTER, IT IS YOU WHO ARE TOO WEAK

This is why you live in a fortress of solitude, Clark

Super Drunk

Faster than a speeding bullet.  More hammered than a nail.

OH HEY, I’ve been getting the word out via social media, but I’ll be at Connecticon next week (holy shit).  If you’re going, you can catch me at booth AC208 in the Artists’ Colony.  Hopefully see you there!