Units

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!

Deadly

Ronald’s just running up the scoreboard at this point.

I really enjoyed Sandman! But I feel like if I ever met the Corinthian, I’d probably get stabbed for something really dumb.

Too stupid to remember things, too smart to forget them

Just gonna mark this down as “user error”

“You won’t”

This is part 3 of a series where a guy dies and then things happen.

A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing.

Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in

This feels like a totally reasonable reaction

It’s really just an exercise manual, if you think about it