Tag Archives: adulting

It's here to kick ass and clean floors, and it's all out of floors.

Doomba

It’s here to kick ass and clean floors, and it’s all out of floors.

Look, I'm not addicted to coffee, but I'm pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.

No Touch

Look, I’m not addicted to coffee, but I’m pretty sure I will die if I stop drinking it.

GIVE ME THE GODDAMNED TOY

Priorities

It *says* ages 5+.  I’m clearly over the limit.

I don't know how my cover has never been blown, either

Blending In

Don’t be fooled, I’m really just three kids stacked in a trench coat.