Verbose

Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness.

Covered

Paper is a lover, not a fighter.

A lot of parenting is just “yes, and”-ing.

I will not be explaining or clarifying any further

…and I’m not sure I want answers to any of them

Chip off the ol’ ad block

Guarantee you he just didn’t plug it in

This feels like a totally reasonable reaction

Ash and his mom need to have that talk about the birds and the Beedrills.

Idea by Will A.

Galbor, don’t make me get the spray bottle.