That's just, like, your medical opinion, man

Bones

He’s like if WebMD was a person.

It's even funnier to imagine Vader's the only one in the Empire who bowls on these lanes

Stylish And Functional

I mean, who doesn’t like to unwind after a busy day by inflicting some light violence on your own army?

I like to warm up with a set of 20 crunch(y tacos)

Success

Alarmingly Bad is now a comic about failed New Year’s resolutions, apparently.

Do face plants need to be watered?

Resolute

Alarmingly Bad comics in 2017.  What a time to be alive.