So crazy to think most people are born with two webcams in their face.

Seeing Clearly

Hindsight is 20/20.  Or 1, if you know how fractions work.

"Programming them was the hardest part. Not the not having any shame."

Sending A Message

If Apple would just come out with a headband, I wouldn’t have to do this.

When you get even older it becomes cool to cry all the time again.

Maturity (The Guide)

IKEA instructions for life

(I’ve never been able to follow IKEA instructions)