Paper smokes a cigar because he likes to live dangerously

No Winners

What they were fighting for, exactly, has been lost to the ages

Cause of death: attacker needed more coffee

Overtired

Living with a newborn baby is awesome, you guys

GO GO GO GO

False Start

We don’t have to outrun everyone else, we just have to outrun the cops

Dad jokes are just puns that have kids

Mandatory Humor

All jokes are dad jokes if you’re a dad (I’m a dad now).

1. Cut a hole in the box

DIWhy

This is the logical conclusion of Nintendo Labo and you know it

The speedrunning community is impressed, at least

New Record

On the plus side, the jail probably won’t hold him either