Telling me not to is only gonna make me want to do it more, my dude
Chapters: Alarmingly Bad
Brain Fart
E for effort, brain
Force Sliding Into DMs
No, I will not apologize
Super Drunk
Faster than a speeding bullet. More hammered than a nail.
OH HEY, I’ve been getting the word out via social media, but I’ll be at Connecticon next week (holy shit). If you’re going, you can catch me at booth AC208 in the Artists’ Colony. Hopefully see you there!
TMI
What has 2 thumbs and 8 other fingers? This guyyyyyyy *jazz hands*
Honor Bound
If two kids say their dad can beat up the other, both dads have to fight in the underground dad fighting circuit. Those are the rules.
Therapeutic
And before anyone points out that the Monkees originally did that song, know that I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
Updates
Yes I think the Monopoly guy is the one that calls the shots at the company don’t @ me
Hammered
For legal reasons, I’m going to have to stress that any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.