He learned about the birds and the bees from the other spiders
Chapters: Alarmingly Bad
Fitting In
Who knew blocks that small could contain all the blood?
Listening In
Ironically, that flamethrower came with free Prime 2-day shipping
Stark Contrast
You ever just walk into a room and forget why you’re there?
Hey didn’t this bank already get robbed once before?
Hot Property
“You mean you want your OWN trash can to live in? Millennials are so entitled these days…”
Good Effort
Whatever, I tried
Productivity
Every freaking time.
Getting Off
Welp, time to run away and start a new life somewhere else.
Brush Brite
Brush Brite is the #1 leading cause of death for dentists who don’t recommend Brush Brite
Mitch Headberg
This is it. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn. And I love it.