Chapters: Alarmingly Bad

HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?

Insomnia

HaVe YoU tRiEd CoUnTiNg ShEeP?

I'm, like, 97% sure that's how it's made.

Harvest

I’m, like, 97% sure that’s how it’s made.

If you don't make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren't doing it right.

Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.

I mean, I guess this is loss.

Dicey

I mean, I guess this is loss.

Personally, I'm rooting for the fish

Teaching

Personally, I’m rooting for the fish

Not based on a true story. Yet.

Audible

Not based on a true story.  Yet.

This is actually hell isn't it

Healthy

This is actually hell isn’t it

Seriously, Brain? You can't stay focused for 10 seconds?

Focus

Seriously, Brain? You can’t stay focused for 10 seconds?