Have you tried turning your farm off and on again?
Chapters: Alarmingly Bad
Audition
My son is also named Galbort
Uprising
Dear Toilet, I’m sorry for all the Taco Bell
Awkward
When in doubt, make it weird for the reader
Vroom Vroom
It’s not about the journey *or* the destination because existence is an illusion
Finisher
YOUR NEW HEAVYWEIGHT MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL CHAMPION
Broken
Poor guy
Winner Winner
Everyone has been a contestant on this game show at some point
Reasons
Haha, classic Galbor
Interrogation
I SAID NO FURTHER QUESTIONS